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Stingy Jack

I always assumed that the carving of jack-o’-lanterns was a clever promotion by the Association of Pumpkin Growers because there just weren’t enough pumpkin pies being eaten in this world. Then a few years back I discovered that folks have been making jack-o’-lanterns at Halloween for centuries. And that there’s a proper legend to explain the practice, a legend that I will impart for those of you who shared my delusion.

It all started with an Irish fellow called Stingy Jack. In addition to being cheap, Jack was a drunkard and a ne’er-do-well. During one of Jack’s benders, the Devil came calling on him with every intention of claiming his miserable soul. As a last request, Jack asked the Devil to have a  drink with him. (It’s a relief to learn the Devil drinks; Hell might not be so bad after all.)

Naturally, Stingy Jack being Stingy Jack had no intention of paying for the drinks, so he convinced the Devil to turn himself into a coin that Jack could use to buy their drinks, and the Devil agreed. (It would appear that the Devil is not the brightest candle in Hell.) Once the Devil had changed himself into a coin, Jack stuffed him into his pocket next to a crucifix, which prevented the Devil from changing back into his original form. Jack, now having all the chips in this game, agreed to free the Devil, on the condition that he would not bother Jack for ten years and that, should Jack die during this time, he would not claim his soul. (Jack wasn’t all that shrewd either.)

Drunkenness tends to make time fly, and before Jack knew it, ten years had passed.   And the Devil, ever prompt, came calling for Jack’s soul once again. And no last drink this time, the Devil said. Then perhaps just one small apple before I go, Jack begged. The Devil acquiesced. Jack lamented that he was in no condition to climb the apple tree, and would the Devil be so kind as to fetch the apple for him? (The Devil is a lot like Charlie Brown and his football. You’d think, being the Evil One, he wouldn’t be so trusting.) So the Devil climbed the tree, and while he was up in the tree, Jack carved a sign of the cross into the tree’s bark. To earn his release this time, the Devil agreed never to take Jack’s soul.

Wouldn’t you know, little time passed before Jack turned up his toes. Jack’s soul foolishly made it’s way toward Heaven where everyone had a good laugh before telling him to get lost. Then Jack journeyed to the Gates of Hell where the Devil, finally wise to Jack’s tricks,  also sent him packing —  to roam the world between good and evil, with only a burning ember inside a hollowed out turnip to light his way.  Jack of the Lantern. Obviously, the Association of Turnip Growers botched this one. Had they been on their toes, we’d all be celebrating Halloween with carved-out rutabagas.


10 comments on “Stingy Jack

  1. Molly B and Me
    October 31, 2012

    I was wondering about Jack’s background just this morning as I was writing my own little Halloween blog. Figures, he was a ne’er do well. Happy Halloween and thanks for posting!


  2. vyvacious
    October 31, 2012

    Hahaha, carved-out rutabagas! Now I want to make one…


    • Richard Daybell
      October 31, 2012

      I’ll be looking for some rutabaga recipes — with Oreos and marshmallows perhaps.


      • vyvacious
        October 31, 2012

        Haha! I’ll be sure to link you the pictures if I do! 😛 There’s ALWAYS a way to include Oreos into the picture!


  3. elroyjones
    October 31, 2012

    Outstanding! Not the brightest candle in hell, turnips, rutabagas, most entertaining.


  4. DocDick
    October 31, 2012

    Geez! I just told my 7 year old granddaughter it was “Mitz Rammen” (her words) that started the tradition to create more jobs for the people at the Farmer’s Market. She replied, “Oh. I like the ones at ToysRUs?”


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