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And the Rick Shall Rise Again

Just two weeks ago, we were lamenting the fact that the Republican race had settled into a Mitt malaise of boring predictability.  But then last Tuesday, lo and behold, Rick Santorum came bounding into Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri like Papa Cartwright onto the Ponderosa after the boys had once again mucked something up.

It’s a new world, baby.  The Rickster is resurrected, and with Easter still two months away.  Well, God couldn’t be happier.  Now we all know that Michelle and the other brother Rick were God’s real faves.  But this Rick’ll do – so much easier than a plague or a flood.  Rick believes in God, and Rick believes that God believes in Rick.

Newt is hanging in there by an ego, and Ron (who cares?) Paul will never go away. The delegate count is Everybody Else 110, Mitt 107.   Now it’s Santorum’s turn to bubble to the top of the Republican cauldron, and he’s already ahead of Mitt in some polls.

The primary game is still afoot, Watson.

More  Santorum:   Rick and the Republican field as fashion statements on New Friends, Better Friends

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5 comments on “And the Rick Shall Rise Again

  1. elroyjones
    February 14, 2012

    So, I’m just wondering do you suppose Ick Santorum ever has sex for fun or is it always for procreation. I think he’s hiding a naughty fetish.

    The Republicans don’t want to win. They’re doing everything they can to alienate female voters and they haven’t offered a serious candidate. I liked the guy from New Mexico who wanted to legalize pot. The ambassador seemed to have his wits about him too. None of them can begin to compete with Obama who sealed the deal for me (and every other woman in America except Michele and S. Palin) when he sang Al Green.

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    • Richard Daybell
      February 15, 2012

      Procreation only — anything else is unconstitutional (see my next post). The Republicans are a lot like your crows.

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      • elroyjones
        February 15, 2012

        Oh you are funny!

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      • elroyjones
        February 15, 2012

        kanatyler.com, another blogger on wordpress works for a business looking for writers for pay I thought you’d be an excellent candidate. I re-blogged your latest post.

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  2. hebe in dc
    March 4, 2012

    Thank you so much for for linking to my blog!

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